I think my dishwasher is winking at me.

So I’ve decided that, for the next month or so, I’m going to post one photo a day from my “Random” folder. The folder is made up of funny/weird/stupid/goofy/bizarre/awesome/intrguing… you get the idea… photos that I have collected over the years. Since I started using tumblr heavily, my additions to the folder have fallen off heavily, but if something is really, really fantastic, I still save it. The one issue is that I don’t have sources for these photos anymore. That makes me feel kind of bad, but most are old enough that I’m going to go with it anyway. If there’s a backstory, I’ll tell it. And, for now at least, I’m going to stay away from personal photos. So none of these will be mine or favorite’s from my friends photos. They’re all nonsense, basically. And I love nonsense. So, to start things off…

Here’s one of my favorite Google search suggestion gems. I snapped this screen capture February 23, 2009, so it may not work anymore. But I assure you, this was a real thing. I laughed, a lot.

Batman is on twitter. Win.

via sofapizza

This. Awesome. I think Einstein would be near or at the top of my list of the famous who I’d like to hear curse.

jtotheizzoe:

approachingstarlight:

Sorry neutrinos, just doin’ my job!

http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2012/02/faster-than-light-neutrino-result-apparently-a-mistake-due-to-loose-cable.ars 

He also checked his plugs, every time.

Who ate the rest of his pizza?!?! No respect!

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I’m told Koala Bears are vicious. This photo tells me otherwise.